By Dear Straight People,
I’ve had enough! For far too long, I’ve had to put up with your heterosexual nonsense but honestly, I don’t think I can deal with you lot anymore. That’s right! If you haven’t guessed it by now, I’m going to spell it out for you; I am heterophobic! And I have very good reason to be heterophobic.
You see, on one hand, you straight people don’t allow us gay people to marry, claiming that we are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
And yet on the other hand, straight people do ridiculous things like this…
I mean seriously straight people? McDonalds??! That’s where broke people bring their first dates to! It is certainly not appropriate for a ceremony as sacred as marriage!
But wait, that’s not the worst of it. In fact, that is merely the beginning of my very long heterophobic rant.
You see, homophobic straight people are always telling me that my homosexual displays of affection are making them uncomfortable. Well, as a heterophobic gay person, I’m sick of being bombarded by your public displays of affection as well.
I mean, I’m sure you can understand why sights like this make me cringe
Surely, they make you cringe too?
I mean, they aren’t just ruining my eyes
They actually make me feel kind of sick too…
Ok I’m going to stop posting pictures of heterosexual displays of affection because if I post anymore, I’m pretty sure we will both puke.
But ok, back to the topic.
Apart from ruining the sanctity of marriage and making me nauseous with your public displays of affection, straight people are the reason why the Earth is so damn overpopulated! I mean, everywhere I go, there is a crowd! And it is your fault since you are the ones producing them!
Just look at all these poor people packed into this train in Singapore!
The overcrowding issue is so bad some girl even had to invent a device to keep people away!
And you know what, your inability to use a condom properly is the reason why the Earth is dying. As a very noble gay person, I am going to put a stop to your destructive heterosexual lifestyle.
Not only am I going to scold straight people like this awesome dude!
I propose that we ban straight people from marrying each other so that you lot can stop ruining the sanctity of marriage! I also propose to criminalise any sexual activities between straight people to solve the overcrowding issue.
Because honestly, I just can’t handle straight people anymore.
And frankly, it is time gay people treated straight people the same way they treat us!
P.S : I do not actually hate straight people. This article was meant to be a satirical piece to illustrate just how unreasonable the homophobic claims made against gay people are.
P.P.S: Obviously not everyone understands what satire means 🤣
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Agreed!
Then i feel so sorry for you if you truly agree with this,
but almost every criminals are straight
I feel sorry for you if you don’t agree with it.
Heterosexuality really is depraved. Calling it a joke is a cop-out. When I trash breeders, I fucking mean it.
This article doesn’t go far enough.
The people who agree on this trash are fucking retarded; you “hate” straight people just because a small fucking demographic of them make fun of homosexuals. Where is the logic? Seriously, it’s laughable and ignorant that you fuckers hate straight people (Aka, the majority of the world’s population) because a few are assholes? Saying that you hate straight people is just proving your hypocrisy. Yes, hate all straight people; no one fucking cares about your RETARDED opinions you moronic douches. Seriously, if you hate us so much then why don’t you just hate your favourite actors who are straight. People are born this way, they can’t choose their sexual orientation. I can see why you hate people who spew shit about hating gays, which is fucking horrible, but don’t hate a whole clusteruck of genuine nice people because some are assholes. You writing/agreeing with the article are demonstrating that you’re just as bad.
I think your comments are a contradiction. You say you believe in God, but if you check it out, God stated that your life style is an abomination to him. Sodom and Gomorrah was populated by lgbt people, and they were completely destroyed by the great flood by almighty God, and the only survivors were aboard Noahs Ark. IiAnd that my ill-informed reader is what God thinks of the LBGT people. I can’t help but think about your God who allows your life style. But the God in the Holy Bible hates the LBGT actions, and promises to reward the entire community with fire and brimstone, when he’s Ihad enough. Please know that I am not attacking you, but quoting God’s words directly from the Holy Bible. To be sure, read it for your self in Leviticus chaper 18 verse 22 and leviticus chapter 20, verse 13, also 1st Corinthians chapter 6 verse 9. Again, these are not my words, but the words of Almighty God.
Oof its an asshole
ok so, first of all the fact that ur searching up LITERAL ARTICLES about how we r ‘heterophobic’ is honestly sad. Second, you CLEARLY didnt read the whole article bc he/she/they said that this article is a joke and its only made to make fun of homophobes. Third of all, DONT SAY r*****d U FUCKING IDIOT. ITS DISRESPECTFUL TO PPL WHO HAVE SPECIAL NEEDS. ALSO youre calling US ignorant, but u didnt even bother to read the whole article. So just shut the fuck up, and have a nice day 🙂
I totally agree
almost every criminals are straight
Um… yeah, because most people are straight.
But truly in reality, Gay people are the real criminal outside of America, where its dangerous to be gay. I hope the gays have safety in life and rights too..
Believe it or not, there are some straight people in this world, who are completely open to the idea of homosexuality. Can you believe that? Some compassionate people who are accepting towards other but aren’t the same as you? Amazing isn’t it.
Rlly???!!!!! Where are they now?
I Have a Question for U bloody idiot do u also hate your parents ?? Or you were born as a result of Gay sex ..
bruhhhhh 😂😂😂
Did you read two sentences and go straight to the comments? it clearly says at the end “I do not actually hate straight people. This article was meant to be a satirical piece to illustrate just how unreasonable the homophobic claims made against gay people are.”
OH SNAP!
Why do you agree with this Ingnorant person?I bet she doesnt even know GOOD straight ppl exist!
I am Bisexual and can proudly say STOP YOUR BITCHIN! Not all straight people are like this and you are allowed to marry so if we are going on stereotypes, why are you so feminine, afraid of the snow, obsessed with the rainbow, feel you need a gay character in every movie, T.V. show and game and why do you think it is ok to push around the victim card? Example: I am a biracial twin who is bisexual and has 2 cats along with being bilingual but I don’t roll on my belly like you do and expect pity. I take everyday for what it is and move on. Get over yourself, your sexual preference/orientation doesn’t define you in any shape, way or form and posts like this make me sick. My friend asked me why I went to pride and asked if it was because I am BI and I said with a straight face that I wanted to take some cringe worthy photos and go get some food sense the roads would already be backed up. I HATE the LGBT community for reasons like this but hey at least you can complain together.
How about kill yourself? You’re a disgusting, homophobic pig. You aren’t bisexual, if you hate the gay community. You are not part of out community.
@FUCKYOU bitch, he/she just saying they don’t like the lgbt community, not the whole gay community as a whole, dumbass. there are many straight people who hate on the lgbt for people like you. i’d be fine with the lgbt community having no one like you, if you died i wouldn’t give a fuck,
I am straight unlike you but i TOTALLY AGREE!
Yah the sanctity of marriage one is always great. For some reason the religious nuts that use this line have always had 2-3 different spouses or they are currently cheating on their spouses with someone else.
I hate straight people. They make fun of my gay lifestyle. I like dick in the ass!! No pussy for me!
your fucking disgusting 🖕🏻
Then you are a fucking retarded person,what a moron
Just cause someone does anal doesn’t make them less.
I think it is good that you did this. I’m a fourteen year old straight girl, but seriously. I’m done with the hatred. I don’t want to raise my future child In a world where they aren’t accepted because of their religion, race, or sexual preference. I know the world will never be hate free, but I’m sure we all wish it would. I dislike the hypocritical people on this earth. They will whine because someone says something derogatory to them and then do the same thing in retaliation. It’s insane. The world is sick. I’m really sad none of my other friends can see that because if they could, maybe we (the youth) could change things. *sigh*
shut the fuck up girl this is satire omfg.. nobody actually hates straight ppl because it always has been the default. At the end it clearly says that this is a satire take on how homophobic people sound.
As a lesbian, I completely agree with everything in this article! The article was pretty funny too, good job.
Majority of the population is accepting of homosexual people, there are still other prejudice people against homosexual people just like how there are hetrophobic people like the LGBT community who despise people because of their sexuality.
im straight and your a fucking shithead
No. they took it too far, even if they meant if it was satirical, ‘hate’ is a strong word. other than that why doesn’t they keep their thoughts to themselves?
It took you long enough to admit it. I knew this all along. That’s why you are quick to attack Christians because of your own hate. Sorry to tell you but a Christian is not you. They are warning you because they sincerely don’t want you to be cast into the Lake of Fire and Brimstone. Ignoring them doesn’t seem possible, so good luck because they have the freedom of speech and religion. And the Lord is coming soon, whether you believe it or like it.
Acting self righteous is not an act of love. Yahweh is no more real than all the other Gods throughout the ages. Many of them being much older than him. Leave gays alone and let them love who they want to love, you are responsible for YOU, not for anyone else (unless you’re one of their parents or paid to provide them care)
I am just saying but why do they hate heterosexual? It implied all of them are bad. When most people don’t really give a f*ck about your preference. Beside the extremely religious one. And most people especially younger generation are tolerated of people sexuality.
I bet you just search for articles written by gays, just to come bash them. Loser.
says the one who told someone to kill themselves u think all gays are perfect . no one is
says the one that told someone to kill themself u think all gays are perfect.
no one perfect
sayss the one who told someone to kill themselves
yeah, that’s right!
at least most straight people don’t shit on other sexualties
ur a fucking moron most of the straight hetero population on earth hates gay n regurily kills them pick up a fucking book or research the internet in most countries in the world it is illegal to be gay u can be locked up or even executed like ignorant as hell
Depend where you are.
Just one question, I know that this was just written to show the anti-homophobic people in this world. I actually have quite a few friends that are gay/lesbian. But if homosexual would become the majority, I think these problems would still exist. I think that someone’s sexuality won’t change their personality. So I think that stupid stuff like this would still be happening around the world, gay or straight
35 yo straight guy here (happily married and adding to the population), this made me laugh! You did a great job at highlighting how ridiculous (and how very harmful) the hate can be. I eagerly await the day when people can stop categorizing everybody and just accept that love is love it just makes me sad that this day is such a long way off…
I’m proud that my little girls just accept everyone and everything, when my oldest girl was 7, she was playing with her toys (Monster High or Ever After High… I don’t know) with one of her friends, she was having a wedding for two of the girls. The little boy reacted with the whole “Two girls can’t get married! That’s gross!” but my little girl did me proud with her response; she said, in her typically self-assured manner with hands on hips:
“Yes they can! Anybody can love anybody and they can get married if they want to! In my story they’re in love and they’re getting married!”
The boy was stunned, so before it could escalate (in the typical 7 year old manner), I had to step in and explain to him that in our household we don’t judge other people by who they love, we judge them by their actions, and that we accept and acknowledge all people for who they are. He gets it now, it was very refreshing to see the light turn on.
TL;DR: People love who they love, even children can understand and accept that… if we teach them.
You fucken lgbt terrorist may Isis kill you all.
Muslim scum. Get out of this country.
honestly man, fuck you for disrespecting a religion as a whole.
that is rude you piece of shit american.
this was satire you dumb fucking shit bird.
You got your equal rights and now your bitching about straight people lol I don’t have a problem with gays and I’m straight. You really need to be more open minded. This is true Ignorants lol
this was satire you dingus, and from the way you worded this, it really shows that your not open minded to gay people, you are just an ignorant homophone hiding pretending to be an ally and then when something satire (a joke for your dumb ass) you show your true colors, so just shut the fuck up straggot (a term for homophones, dumb ass)
you say ppl are jerks and here u are doing ti
I’m a real christian and I don’t support homosexuality but i won’t discriminate against people. God hates the sin and the people that practice the sin. Gay is disgusting and a sin it’s an abomination. Gay isn’t a natural. People chose to be gay and sin. Repent and ask God to help you. Or you will suffer hell. God won’t be mocked, God doesn’t change and he is always the same.
I’m not scared of your little bitch of a manchild “God” Yahweh (more like Subway). He’ll likely kill all innocents anyway, like he did in the Bible. He is very evil, and even if he exists, I will never bow to him unless he changed his evil ways. Good does not bow to evil, not EVER!
Jason Caternolo
your a fucking idiot
“good does not bow to evil”
i can see why abortions are made legal in usa
because ignorants like you dont deserve to live
stand the fuck up you ignorant piece of shit
if you wanna be a fucking athiest
then dont be a fucking asshole and ruin the athiest reputation
god is never evil
the only evil here is satan
i wouldnt be surprise if satan welcomes you in the gates of hell
If you are straight, can you “choose” to be gay? I rest my case.
its satire dipshit
i dont chose to love my girlfriend? im asexual homoromantic god says men can rape woman still love him i’d rather burn in hell
Oh how special you are to know more about the afterlife than others… the only thing you know for sure is that deep down you’re not sure if you’re right about the whole “heaven/hell” thing. You’re unsure, deep down, you “REPENT” are not sure, so remember that when your time comes –
Wow. Saying this just makes it even worse. Your the reason people feel this way now, fucking people like you don’t need to be on the internet, demanding people to repent. Wtf and who are you? This thing you call “god” is so special right? Tell him come tf down off his stool and kill Donald trump will ya!
Bigots, what ya get when you mix a fag and a bigot….fagot of course. Who gives a s**t who you f*”ck? Nobody, nobody but you, leave people alone, hypocrite is an understatement….and before you start your s**t. Yeah it’s ” satire” but not really. Another thing, to whom it may concern , you probably don’t wanna reply , because much like your bung….it will open something that can’t be closed….hint..look up a guy named Israel Keyes….please don’t…I don’t want to but I won’t be able to stop
Right. It’s totally fine for you straight people to hate gays, nut not the other way around.
What ?
You hate straight people yet you couldn’t exist without us. You hate straight people because you have a wicked heart who wants everything YOUR way instead of God’s way and you bully anyone who disagrees with you no matter how loving they are to you. Newsflash” REAL loving Christians are not going to lie to you and be a stumbling block to your salvation by telling you that “being gay is okay” which a lie, because that kind of thing WILL cause you to PERISH in the afterlife. Real Christians also aren’t going to kowtow to you or kiss your butt in any way by pretending we agree with you when you’re wrong and out to harm yourself. We fear God not YOU. Just sayin. You will NEVER get to judge me on judgment day but my Heavenly Father will.
bisexuals exist you dumb fuck, also even if they didn’t, we could do this thing called breeding season (where we either impregnate the opposite sex, or do the thing where you take sperm from doner and produce children from that your fucking piece of shit straggot (a word for homphobes) also this article was satire ( a joke little botch)
also quit being so rude. nd using god as an exuse for your homophobia you little dick smooth brained, ugly hoe
wow, ok. too much, i do support lgbtq+. but i will agree with someone if they say that they are kind of taking over EVERYTHING (not as a disease) but nowadays its like. one tv show adds a gay or lesbian couple. then this idea starts multiplying. not just tv shows, dramas, films all sorts of things. then they get mad at us because we want a few things kept for straight people. i dont get it. u have all of this power in the year of 2021 but some of the community chooses to abuse that power and therefor blame us for it.
thank u for ur time.
I’m going to be perfectly honest right off the bat.
This article made me laugh.
I’m sorry if you feel that way but you have to understand not all straight people hate Gays, although i know a few who do hate gays with a passion. people are entitled to believe what they want and your entitled to fuck/suck whoever you want it’s none of anyone else’s business but your own. i have gay friends of both sex and i support them if they want to get married or adopt children this world needs more acceptance and less hate.
this was satire. did you even read the article. you dumb ass
i think you’re really right about this
thank you! someone gets it!
when you talk about over crowded cities and places because straight people produce them, I like to add that many children in Africa die, why? they’re produced to die from disease?
straight people should stop marrying and producing, the earth will live more if they do
🙂
Words cannot express how fucking stupid that comment and this article is. If people didn’t marry and have happy families you would be DEAD! Are you saying that little boys and girls of all ages should be gone because you don’t agree with how they were born?! Because if so, I’m sorry but you need to rethink your stance on this situation and stop being such a fucking hypocrite! I’m fine with gay couples! In fact I even support allowing gay rights! But this?! This is just disgusting and makes me want to stop supporting gay rights! You people make me sick, and by “you people” I don’t mean all gays. I mean the ones that are so prideful of themselves that they feel the need to make an article about how they hate the people that made them. I hope your parents read this article, I’m sure they would love it
There is a very clear disclaimer at the end of the article specifying that this is satire…
Okay… this just retarded.
dont say that word its not very nice. also its a slur against people so unless your one of those people dont say it you ableist peice of shit.
Wtf is wrong with you people you have mind that is totally insane without any for of maturity or understanding of anything, you bigots with hate who would gladly kill purge destroy and delete your own selves from the face of the earth. You make me sick to my souls, in fact you are so far gone, that your soul is dead completely gone, you make me sick and disgusted you fucking bigots and hypocrites
I’ve made lots of straight people friends after moving to a new region in California 15 years ago. My partner (now my wife) has done the same. What we found is that most of these straight women that we have befriended hate their husbands. They can’t wait for their husbands to die so that they’ll be rid of them and they get to keep all their money. They cheat on their husbands with other men. They stay with their husbands only so that they won’t be left moneyless or homeless. The husbands are no better..they have propositioned us. When they get drunk they ask if we’ll “do” their wives. These are all Christian people that we have met at Christian organizations and charities. Straight people seem to have no morals.
My wife and I have been together for 23 years. We have a monogamous relationship. We have always honored and respected other people and their relationships.
No more. We are so done. Straight people are disgusting.
And gay people don’t go around having sex with other? This is not exclusive to heterosexual, there are many gay and lesbian that go around sleeping with other men or women. This is true even in the past. Saying that, those Christian are hypocritical since cheating is not something you do. But not all are like that.
I was gonna get triggered but when I saw the disclaimer that its just a satire its was fine with me
bitch just shut the fuck up..
Um … I’m a straight girl and I totally agree with the reasons you gave to hate straights, however, why am I grouped with some narcissist delusional ones (mostly psycho straight men) out there who robbed many groups of their basic rights (gays, women, blacks, immigrants, animals …) when I deeply have always supported no discrimination based on sexual orientation and I genuinely feel ashamed of the human race for even thinking that it has the right to make decisions for other living beings as well? I actually wish I was gay cause the idea of me being with a girl makes a lot more sense to me that some guy that I’d probably start hating with a passion in a couple of days …
Not to mention that I always wished I’d be surrounded by people who actually use their brains (hasn’t exactly came true so far) and many minorities seem to qualify for that (with some exceptions) including gay people who need to basically plan for their lives mostly on their own, without the society making them some brainless zombies to just grow up, get married, have 100000 kids, abuse everyone around them, etc. , and if I held any authority one of the things I’d immediately do would be legalizing marriage for any uncommitted adult and granting gay people the right to adopt like how a straight individual has that right, and imposing some serious ban on anyone degrading anyone else based on their sexual preference, gender, race, nationality, etc. and encourage everyone to focus on the quality of their relationships and to be more careful about having kids if they can’t raise them properly. So how come you see me as those nutcases out there who made you think that way?
“I actually wish I was gay cause the idea of me being with a girl makes a lot more sense to me that some guy that I’d probably start hating with a passion in a couple of days …”
Or you could just find a good man.
Oh and I’m born and raised in an unbelievably backward society where even talking about homosexuality is treated like a crime … and that’s kinda the case in my family as well …
And if this helps at all, everyone already knows that everyone by default are equal, those who promote some people being robbed of their rights are just weak cowards who are just kidding themselves so that they can justify their disgusting behavior to gain some undue advantage over that group, similar to how men desperately try to keep women from their rights to increase their chances of having the upper hand, cause they are too afraid of women being put on an equal platform and winning from them in a blink of an eye … hope that decreases your anger a bit.
“imilar to how men desperately try to keep women from their rights to increase their chances of having the upper hand” IDK WUT ALIEN U ARE!
Lol, these idiots didn’t read the whole article. The disclaimer at the end of the article says that this was all satire. They don’t actually hate straight people.
straight people are immoral disgusting creatures
Stop. Right. There. There are 8 billions people on Earth. Everyone is different. There are actually straight people who love gays and accept them. Straight people (And LGBT people) can be fun and goofy. Are you seriously hating every straight person just because a minority of them are homophobic? Then sadly, I have to say; You are fucking ignorant and retarded. You are the most immoral and disgusting person than any straight, or gay, asexual person I’ve ever seen. Cheers!
No, babies are disgusting, let’s all be gay so there’s no more babies and we can go extinct. You’re born through a heterosexual relationship, so you are disgusting. And animals are hetero’s, and they are disgusting.
Why did so many people take this seriously?????
I thought you will never ask *sighs and sobs in sorrow *
Why do we take everything seriously ? It’s just a joke 🤷♀️💔
Yea that was funny, I’m bi. I wish you weren’t just being satirical and meant everything you said. Some straight people can be a pain in the ass.
I know this was satire but personally seeing other straight people who feel the need to constantly make out in public is a bit much for me. Just excessive straightness, that’s not okay.
The majority of criminals are straight
I’m gay, I’m sick of the ignorance(coming across as arrogance) of many of the straight people I’ve known, grown up with, been related to…inlaws, all loudly and sloppily displaying a comfort level we aren’t afforded. They do seem at times to want us to be a “gay” version of them too, it’s reeeeeally annoying and I don’t hang out to witness it – HOWEVER, there are also a huge amount of straight people doing more for gay rights than many of the gay people I’ve known over the years. As a gay guy I’ve met as many gay D-bags as I have straight D-bags. I know it’s rough to speak up in many circumstances when you can’t because it might cost you your life or you might get injured. I got bashed physically on the job, injured pretty badly but it wasn’t considered a hate crime yet so they got away with it – As far as the arrogant brainwashed people like “REPENT” a few comments up, please, you can keep your “concern” for us and use it elsewhere, worry about whether you’re wrong and maybe it’s you who will be burning in some sort of hell because your conscience is all you have left in the last minutes of your life when it’s too late to change. Oh how special you are to know more about the afterlife than others… the only thing you know for sure is that deep down you’re not sure if you’re right about the whole “heaven/hell” thing. You’re unsure, deep down, you “REPENT” are not sure, so remember that when your time comes –
Treat othsr how you wanted to be treated.. eh you are gay so i guess you like to royally fuck everyone in the ass.. i miss the days where faggets would get hanges.. see that wpuld be hate if i meant that you came from a straight couple. No more addoption for gays now either since no more children will be born.. fuck off ans burn in hell you cocking sucking (litterally) piece of shit. I hope tou die a violwnt lonely death.
Ron herbert is a really good speller and a very intelligent person. Look out world…
Ok Frist of all I have no problem with gay people second this does not prove anything and thrid gay or bio people do this all the time too! My Girl friend is Bio for the love of God! And yes I agree straight people can be mean but look at what your doing your giving it back. Treat others the way you want them to treat you.
fuck you straight people
thank you finally someone else who shares my point of view, straight people piss me off I am tired of being scared to walk outside because some stupid as straight assholes will attack me for being transgender
you know this is satire right… (a trans person/ pansexual, now you cant use the excuse of me being straight)
I appoligise for ruining the Enivorment by Wrongly using condoms
You are honestly such a hypocrite just because some may think what you are doing is wrong doesnt mean you can just hate how the majority of the worlds population is sexually orientated. As for your baby point grow the fuck up. Are you so petty to say that people arent allowed to experience the joy of raising a child and feel the sense of accomplishment as you watch them grow and learn about oir world. You are not helping this situation at all in fact ypu are making it worse when you say that you are heterophobic. Instead try and show people how you are still human and feel the same as everyone else no matter the gender you like. Just please dont do this heterophobic bullshit
Why I hate straights people? SI that not one of the biggest fascist statements that was ever uttered? Why is it that Gays have to shove their lifestyles down our throats and even expose our children to it in our public schools? Is this the kinder gentler left? No, it’s called evil!
“i hate straight people!!1!”
first of all, didn’t ask. second of all, thats cool as long as you don’t expect straight people to be your “allies” and advocate for you. next time i see a gay person being treated badly i will make damn SURE to turn a blind eye. enjoy ruining your own cause tho :))
Isnt the fight for equal marriage rights! I dont see why WE are the bad guys because of OUR sexual oritation, now even if im not running around at pride parades, i sure as hell am not going to harrass someone because they like girls, or guys, its not my buisness. Today in our society, it is wrong to be a straight white male as it seems! Because whites are being jerks to other races (which is mostly false, though there are some) Then if you are a man you are perverted, arnt aloud to express your feelings, and if you go through depression and join the fucking statistics, its not like you are a women!!! And now it is wrong to be hetrosexual, because its a harm to YOU GUYS. I am a straight white female… so its not like im biased, and of couse i want my right to love who I want, just as you do. PDA can be irritating, but we have to deak with it, though I belive they shouldnt go past a little peck, a hug maybe, and some hand holding.
holy shit all of you are fucking retarded, agreeing with this article is like agreeing with that all black people are criminals and robbers, or that all gay people are sinners.
It is satire. He doesn’t actually heterosexual.
They were being sarcastic ..you shouldve read the PS
yea hatred is such funny satire, no wonder you gays are the least funny people on this planet.
Looks like few people read the PS part lol BTW that was SATISFACTION even to this straight lil girl
Sarcasm aside. There are plenty of people who litteraly feel this way. Though most of the so called straight community have bigger things to deal with and say more power to them in regards to gay marriage etc.. Iow most are in support of it even though they do personally disagree. When their right to respectfully disagree as per 1st amendment is coming under attack and they are strictly categorized in a very bigoted manner to lump them with few true assholes. When livelihoods are destroyed simply for expressing disagreement with your mantras, it’s no better than the bigotry that is claimed to be fought against. Don’t be the very bigots you claim to hate. Bigotry is not relegated to only one select group of people.
bigotry
[ˈbiɡətrē]
NOUN
intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself
For instance “I will not suffer a homophobe” thrown out at anyone who has any disagreement for any reason is inaccurate and bigoted. It almost seems you need to go out of your way to make enemies in this respect.
Js.
Not to mention they have to invade literally everything under the sun. We can’t even have gay dating apps without occasionally encountering some straight people on there. Leave us alone!
God isn’t real so don’t worry about what Christians say we all know Christians have no morality or good values. Satan isn’t real either. Christians are hypocritical liars. I believe science over fake Christianity.
That highly offends me since I’m Christian. Stop this please.
Why are all the straight people so pressed you’ve literally oppressed us for years and suddenly when we make even the slightest insult towards you it’s suddenly us being a bigot, and yes there are straight people who are good allies and we’re not talking about you we’re just jokingly showing the homophobes what we STILL go through, you’re not oppressed for being straight.
anyways bye 😗✌️
Yes u cant join 2 bolts together but u can join a nut and a bolt
being gay would be gay. so dont do it
straight people are better. end of story.
But seriously… it’s a joke
Thank the stars this is satire 😂
wtf!? sorry for my language. but surely u dont hate all straight people. i mean, u can just stereotype us to be, how did u put it? “sickening to look at” that shows a lot about who u are as a person. maybe this “rant” is why people are being homophobic to u. but there is no point arguing with me because i think youve already said enough.