Dear Gay People,
Halloween is just around the corner and we all know what that means… It’s that one night of the year where we all get away with dressing like a total skank! In order to ensure that you not waste this golden opportunity to unleash your inner skank, here are 8 skanky halloween costume ideas for all you gay men reading this:
Show off your superhero physique by dressing as a superhero! All you need to do is buy a cheap superhero mask and not wear a top!
The good thing is that no one else at the party is going to wear the same costume as you. The bad thing is that you probably won’t be able to see where you’re going.
3. Victoria’s Secret Angel
If you manage to pull this outfit off, a lot of people are probably going to want to do some naughty things to you.
4. Police Officer
Make your uniform as tight as possible and you’re good to go.
5. Greek Warrior
This is the perfect costume to show off your arms and at the same time, hide your tummy.
The best thing about being Santa is that you will get away with calling people ‘Ho(es)’!
All you need is underwear and a handkerchief to pull this costume off!
8. Underwear Model
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