Dear Straight People, I am not interested in you. And neither are most of the gay people that you come into contact with. The reason why I felt compelled to say that was because I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve had the following conversation happen to me: Me: Straight Person: Me: Straight Person: Me:
Author: Dear Straight People
Dear Gay People, Gay guys are kind of like girls in many ways. Not only do we both like men, we also don’t often mean what we say. In much the same way that a woman is never ‘fine’ when she says she is fine, there is often a hidden meaning behind a gay man’s
Dear Straight People, I’ve had enough! For far too long, I’ve had to put up with your heterosexual nonsense but honestly, I don’t think I can deal with you lot anymore. That’s right! If you haven’t guessed it by now, I’m going to spell it out for you; I am heterophobic! And I have very
Dear Straight People, Whoever who said Asian men aren’t sexy obviously haven’t met the following 10 insanely hot Asian male celebrities. 10. Louis Koo Inching his way into the number 10 spot on our list is the ridiculously tanned Louis Koo! Louis first established his career as an A-list Hong Kong actor in TVB before
Dear Straight People, Every time I come out to one of you, I always get asked whether I am a top or bottom. Usually, the conversation goes something like this: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Once the full realisation of the fact that I am gay starts to sink in, suddenly a sudden surge
Dear Uni Students, Admit it! You’ve all hated on art students before! Hating on art students has become some sort of sick ritual that all University students partake in. And honestly, I don’t really blame you guys. I mean, art students really do make excellent fodder for derogatory jokes. For example, their lack of job
Dear Straight Women, Your obsession with finding a Gay Best Friend needs to stop! For those of you still in the dark, the Gay Best Friend has become the secret new desire of pretty much every Americanised heterosexual woman out there. In fact, I think it is arguable that Gay Best Friends now rank as
Dear Gay People, Gay apps have become such a prominent part of gay culture that if you spend enough time on them, you will start to spot some trends. Regardless of whether you are using Grindr, Jacked or one of the many other gay apps available out there, the men you find on these apps
Dear Straight People, When someone from the LGBT community comes out to you, any reaction you display will be better than the following 6 reactions! 1. Violence Violence is never a solution so don’t even think of trying to hit the homosexuality out of your friend! 2. Shutting them up Yes, ignorance is bliss, but
“Hey Everyone! I know this might be hard for me to say but… I’m actually a heterosexual. Please tell me about how I’m so brave and courageous, tell me you respect and accept my sexuality, and please make a big fiasco about ‘Coming out’. Let’s have a parade to celebrate. Call me a hero because