Category: Dear Straight People

Dear Straight People, Not Every Gay Person Is Interested In You!

 Dear Straight People, I am not interested in you. And neither are most of the gay people that you come into contact with. The reason why I felt compelled to say that was because I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve had the following conversation happen to me: Me: Straight Person: Me:  Straight Person: Me:

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I Hate Straight People And This Is Why!

Dear Straight People, I’ve had enough! For far too long, I’ve had to put up with your heterosexual nonsense but honestly, I don’t think I can deal with you lot anymore. That’s right! If you haven’t guessed it by now, I’m going to spell it out for you; I am heterophobic! And I have very

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Dear Straight Women, Stop Trying To Find A Gay Best Friend

Dear Straight Women, Your obsession with finding a Gay Best Friend needs to stop! For those of you still in the dark, the Gay Best Friend has become the secret new desire of pretty much every Americanised heterosexual woman out there. In fact, I think it is arguable that Gay Best Friends now rank as

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The 6 Worst Ways To React To Someone Coming Out To You

Dear Straight People, When someone from the LGBT community comes out to you, any reaction you display will be better than the following 6 reactions! 1. Violence Violence is never a solution so don’t even think of trying to hit the homosexuality out of your friend! 2. Shutting them up Yes, ignorance is bliss, but

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Why Coming Out Is Still A Big Deal In 2016

“Hey Everyone! I know this might be hard for me to say but… I’m actually a heterosexual. Please tell me about how I’m so brave and courageous, tell me you respect and accept my sexuality, and please make a big fiasco about ‘Coming out’. Let’s have a parade to celebrate. Call me a hero because

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Collin Farell Agrees To Be Best Man At His Gay Brother’s Wedding

 Dear Straight People, We need more of you to be like Collin Farell! The 39-year old Irish heart-throb has agreed to be the best man at his gay brother’s wedding, after same-sex marriage was legalised in Ireland during the historic same-sex referendum passed last month. Bromance of Collin and Eamon Collin is known to have

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8 Stupid Things Lesbians Need To Deal With

Dear Straight People, Part and parcel of life as a lesbian seems to include being forced to deal with the following 8 stupid things! Instead of viewing this piece as an angry rant from a stereotypically angry lesbian, try to see it as an educational piece so that the next time you encounter a lesbian,

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15 Of The Funniest And Weirdest Grindr Conversations

 Dear Straight People, If you’ve ever wondered about what goes on in the mysterious world of gay dating apps, here are 15 hilariously weird Grindr conversations to give you an insight into the kind of stuff gay guys get up to online! 1. When we both want different things 2. Some people have very questionable priorities

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