Dear Gay People,
Check out the following 10 ways to deal with homophobic people that will upset them more than they will upset you!
1. Glare at them like they are retarded
2. Tell them to get a life
3. Piss them off by being even more fabulous than you already are
4. Tell them to shut it
5. If they still won’t shut it, shut them off yourself
6. Roll your eyes at them
7. Keep rolling your eyes at them till they get dizzy
8. Bitch slap them
9. Bitch slap them one more time just cos it feels good
10. Walk away with style
Ok in all seriousness, homophobes aren’t worth your time so just treat them as noise pollution.
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