Dear Straight People,
Now that your petition against Adam Lambert has obviously failed since Adam’s still scheduled to perform at the New Year Eve’s countdown party, here are some other super gay things about Singapore to petition against instead!
1. The colour of our IC
Frankly, I’m quite surprised no homophobes with too much time on their hands have thought about petitioning against the colour of our IC!
2. The Merlion
When you think about it, not many things look as gay as Singapore’s national mascot!
3. Rainbow coloured landmarks
Hurry, someone start a petition against the architect who designed this rainbow coloured bridge as that architect must be subtly inciting support for the LGBT community through the design of this bridge!
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