By Dear Straight People,
If you’ve always wondered how gay clubs are like, the following 18 gifs that describes a typical night out at a gay club might be able to give you some valuable insight into the matter.
- Queuing up to get inside the gay club but it’s taking forever
2. When I finally reach the bouncer, I arrange my face to look as much as my photo ID as possible
3. Once the bouncer clears my friends and me, we strut into the club like we’re Beyonce
4. The first thing I say once I’m inside the club
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5. And then while drinking, I bump into several gay friends whom I haven’t seen in years
6. Then out of the corner of my eye, I spot someone I used to date
*Seriously, the gay community is way too small!
7. I stand in a corner and laugh at all the ridiculous dance moves I see on the dance floor
8. But then not long later, I join in with my ridiculous dance moves as well
9. And then I spot a hot guy and try to get my game on
10. But the only guys that are paying me attention are the creepy ones
11. Suddenly everyone around me starts making out
12. And taking their shirts off
13. And it all becomes a bit too much for me to handle
14. So I head outside to get some fresh air and spot numerous drunk gay boys crying on the roadside
*Seriously, there is ALWAYS someone crying at a gay club
15. But not long later, I join them in being overly dramatic and emotional too
16. Then I head back in to drown my sorrows
17. And inevitably, end up worshipping the toilet bowl
18. And wake up the next day not remembering anything
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