Dear Straight People,
If you find gay men’s same-sex attraction weird, wait till you read about the following 8 weird things that gay men do that are even weirder!
1. Gay men like to categorise themselves as animals.
The general population categorise body types by using adjectives such as ‘fat’, ‘muscular’ or ‘thin’ etc.
Gay men however, use animals as descriptive terms for their body types! For example, a bear is a gay man who is big, buff and hairy, a wolf is someone who is relatively hairy, muscular and lean while a bull is a gay man with the physique of a typical bodybuilder! Why gay men like to categorise one another as animals is beyond my comprehension.
2. Gay men have a knack for labelling every female pop star as a gay icon
Attaining gay icon status used to be quite a feat back in the day.
Nowadays, gay men are taking their diva worship a bit too far by pretty much worshipping every female pop star out there. Even one-hit wonders like Carly Rae Jepsen has been referred to as a gay icon before!
3. Sending pictures of their penises to strangers is considered quite normal
While Hollywood starlets are panicking over their publicly leaked nudes, a lot of gay men seem to have no qualms about sending each other pictures of their… assets.
4. Suss out other gay men by staring intensely at them
Yes, the most common way a gay man determines whether another man is gay or not is by erm… staring intensely at them.
5. Describe themselves as straight-acting
Why gay men choose to describe themselves as ‘straight-acting’, when they are clearly not straight, is something that I myself have always found baffling too.
6. Either lust over or hate on other gay men
If a gay guy isn’t salivating over another gay man, chances are that he is probably cursing the other gay man to hell and back.
7. Use pictures of inanimate objects as their profile pictures
Whatever inanimate object that you can possibly think of, a gay man out there is probably using it as his Grindr profile picture!
8. Check out girls!
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