Gay SES Guide: 8 Legit Ways To Find Out Your SES Status

Which SES are you?

Advertisements
No comments

Dear Gay People,

According to a controversial social studies textbook by Rowan Luc, there are apparently two types of people in the world; those of high SES and those of low SES.

For those of you living under a rock, SES stands for socio-economic status. In layman terms, it basically refers to an individual’s social standing in society. Unsurprisingly, Rowan’s way of categorising people caused quite a brouhaha

High SES vs Low SES
Source

Over the past week, almost every media outlet in Singapore jumped on the SES bandwagon to offer their two cents worth on the topic. Not wanting to be left out, Dear Straight People too has come up with our own SES guide specially for gay people.

If you’re someone who is easily triggered, I strongly advise you to stop reading any further. But if you’re someone who can take a joke, here are 8 legit ways to determine your gay SES status!

1. Method Of Fapping

SES 1

2. Choice Of Food

SES 3

3. Way Of Texting

SES 2

4. Skincare Regime

SES 5

5. Clubbing Habits

SES 4

6. Favourite Diva

SES 6

7. Choice Of Destination

SES 8

8. Method Of Compensation

SES 7

Written by Sean Foo

If you like what you read, follow Dear Straight People on Facebook and also subscribe to us on our YouTube channel!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply