Dear Straight People,
Part and parcel of life as a lesbian seems to include being forced to deal with the following 8 stupid things! Instead of viewing this piece as an angry rant from a stereotypically angry lesbian, try to see it as an educational piece so that the next time you encounter a lesbian, you don’t end up getting mentally slapped in the face!
1. Getting asked stupid questions
The most insensitive question of them all is usually ‘If you like girls, why does your girlfriend look like a guy?’
2. We hate men
We don’t hate men, we just aren’t attracted to them.
3. It’s just a phase
Why do some straight people find it so hard to believe that it is possible for a woman to not be into men?
4. Getting asked for threesomes
No, we do not want your penis anywhere near us.
5. Lesbians can’t have sex
6. Ellen Degeneres is our hero
Ellen is awesome but seriously, stop with all your assumptions
7. Straight girls thinking they are irresistible
8. An ex-boyfriend turned us into lesbians
Men have such big egos, why do they think everything is a result of them…
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2 comments on “8 Stupid Things Lesbians Need To Deal With”
The picture for number 5 is hilarious! 🙂
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