By Dear Gay People,
Does your Grindr conversation typical start out with a ‘Hi’ or a ‘Hey’ followed by a ‘How are you’ before it eventually proceeds on to become the most mundane sleep inducing conversation ever? If so, trust me, you’re definitely not the only one.
Most Grindr conversations tend to begin with a very boring ‘Hi’ or ‘Hey’. The first line of a Grindr conversation shapes the tone and direction the conversation will likely take and so an ordinary start to a conversation will probably lead to a very boring ordinary conversation.
If you want to spice up your Grindr conversations and improve your Grindr game, try out the following 15 awesome Grindr pick-up lines!
1. “Hey I’m Mr Right, someone told me you were looking for me?”
2. ‘If I don’t look like my profile picture, I’ll keep on buying you drinks until I do”
3. “Oh my God, look at that face!”
4. “Wanna make-out… I mean hang-out sometime?”
5. “Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But check out my profile, and say hi maybe?”
6. “I don’t usually initiate a Grindr conversation first. But I just had to make an exception for you”
7. “Are you a fake profile? Because you seem too good to be true!”
8. “Nobody told me I could find models in here”
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to send you another picture?”
10. “Don’t let me be the one that got away!”
11. “Do you like….. cheese?”
12. “Hi _____. I choose you”
13. “Hot guys like you need to talk to nice guys like me”
14. “Hey hey you you wanna be my new friend?”
15. “If you don’t say hi to me, you’ll go bald and lose all your teeth before you turn 30”
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15 sounds like a treat
these are horrible. like these are so lame, I would never respond to anyone who sends me this. are you 50? op must be 50.